We use a different part of the (female) anatomy for the name.

1) I wish it had two red buttons, one for each index finger.

Like my Forester. Needs more power. Needs a stronger transmission that can take some light towing. Needs to resist the trend to look sleek and thus have less glass. Did I say needs more power? Who cares about gas mileage, just have a bigger tank. Okay I am obviously not their target market. But would it be so hard to…

I was once on a flight from Newark to Los Angeles. I had a seat in the first row of Economy, with two empty seats next to me, but otherwise the flight was full. An incredibly beautiful statuesque young blond woman got on. She appeared tired, and she plopped herself into the empty first class aisle seat I could…

I was once on a flight from Newark to Los Angeles. I had a seat in the first row of Economy, with two empty seats next to me, but otherwise the flight was full. An incredibly beautiful statuesque young blond woman got on. She appeared tired, and she plopped herself into the empty first class aisle seat I could see in…

I was once on a flight and just before we left the gate an agent stood at the front and said we were overweight, asked for a volunteer to get off. No one volunteered. Then he and some others conferred briefly, and announced they would pay $200 to someone who volunteered to take the next flight. No one volunteered.…