This one is still my favorite:

Jon Favreau is literally crying into his Parachute sheets right now.

I think the Breslin story would be more appropriately reported as a separate piece and not lumped in with the rest of the celebrity gossip in dirt bag. The Mel B story also strikes me as similarly incongruous. Their stories are not lighthearted kardashian bashing and treating them as such is a bit squickier than I…

Don’t even bother announcing the baby if you’re not gonna give us the name, is how I feel about it. All I care about is judging the name.

Am I missing something?

I was hoping for a clearer discussion of why it wouldn’t happen based on the plot of Bring It On. Here’s my theory:

I’m agreeing with everybody that it was the booze. But I’m loving all the Noni!!! So much Noni!! And now she’s a meme:

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

I read it because I wanted a deeper insight into the issue.

I will sacrifice a goat in their honor. And then not have the remains cremated or buried.

But all of trump’s fingers are pinky fingers.

while i cannot definitively say that, i can say that 60,375,961 of my fellow americans voted for the right to not get any smarter.

I know I’m gonna get ripped apart for this and this is probably rooted in the fact that I’m just so emotionally and physically exhausted, but I’ll say it anyway: I’m kinda over Bernie Sanders and I don’t really want to hear about him for a long time.