You are welcome to disagree with me and to critique my argument, but you’ll need to do so in a way that’s respectful of me and of the other commenters.

My very favorite fact about her is she is married to Doonesbury. Well, Garry Trudeau, but still. What will Sunday’s be like in the household now?

It’s like a rainbow. It’s unpossessable.

it’s frowned upon

Since when does Rolling Stone feature black stars? All I see are white faces on the covers.

Your tree is so lovely! I sort of finished my origami wreath. I’m never satisfied with my art, someone has to take away from me or I will continue poking at it forever. I was wondering if it was good enough that I could try selling them, or if it looks like total amateur hour. My friends say they’re beautiful, but it…

Craft thread!

well, its certainly masturbatory.

There are a whole range of interesting possibilities if you start with a Teenage Mutant Nina Turtle. Let’s see ...

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.

also i would please like every one of her outfits.

i’m sorry, what was this show about? i was too distracted by how SJP is #hairgoalz.

My parents stayed together in love until the day they each died.

Thank you.

Omygash, yes. This is why I stopped wearing underwear all together. My big ass just constantly eats underwear up, like, nomnomnom (in Cookie Monster voice). Coincidently, I think is is good for the bacterial balance in my vage.

My boobs are so big, I wear a toddler size 2T suit just to keep them up! That’s how it works, right?

Well, Beyoncé is wearing her leotard-frong-whatevers over 2 pairs of tights when she performs (nude shiny and then nude fishnet over the top), plus I’m pretty sure that there are copious amounts of either double-sided tape or the wedgie glue that gymnasts use on everyone else

Goddammit.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Good God. 10/10 Would Fuck.