January Jones's parrot sweatshirt cost $108.00. I cannot afford a parrot sweatshirt.

I'm pretty sure the message is meant to be that the work it takes to maintain that pretty isn't worth it. If she weren't famous, Bey would just be one of millions of black girls being told she isn't good enough. The issue isn't "poor little pretty girl", it's that having "succeeded" at that pretty, she's looking back…

I wish it were Sia singing the Sia-penned song.

I hope all of you bitching that Beyonce is too pretty to complain about beauty standards realize that she probably had to fight long and hard to recognized as beautiful in a media industry that considers beauty to be thin, white and blonde. Beyonce may be beautiful, but she doesn't have supermodel proportions. If she…

As opposed to the holidays that have been here since long before human kind?

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are.

Agree.

Am I the only one who thinks "sloots" sounds like something out of Dr. Seuss?

If she's laughing about them being such rancid jerks, why does she resort to drawing pictures of obese or overweight men with breasts and small penises?

Regardless of if the guys are jerks or not, this woman is still trying to shame their bodies and use the stereotype that penis = power to demean, degrade, and debase human beings. It is no different than slut shaming, body shaming women, or treating women like subhumans.

I mean, cool and all, but you can't deny that the entire joke here is that they're drawn with small dicks. That's clearly what we're supposed to be laughing at. I'm just saying this blog loves talking about the way the media portrays women's bodies and the pressures it puts on them - and rightly so - and then it turns…

Brian redeemed himself slightly by his reaction. She IS quit the talented artist.

But others, how can I put it... some people you can't take the ghetto out of'

I just don't like the idea of rewarding someone who has obviously positioned herself for this for so long.

You rarely laugh or smile? Really?

Tom loves you and wishes you a very, very happy birthday.

I really love my interior decorating skills. It's the one thing I am absolutely proudest of. Sometimes I just stare at the stuff in my apartment going "LOOK HOW WELL THE SUBTLE YELLOW IN THAT THROW PILLOW COMPLIMENTS THE CURTAINS." If I cured brain cancer tomorrow, I would still be more proud of how good a job I did…

BARBARA FUCKING WALTERS. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN???