I have a large black straw hat and the largest sunglasses on the face of the earth. Also a parasol somewhere but it feels like a little much.

either thomas jefferson or abe Lincoln said the best way to endear someone to you is to ask to borrow something. this fool did all three. he asked to borrow their sanctuary, told them an embarrassing secret, and asked them to do him a favor by just not reacting to the secret.

If you’re a community leader who the police feel will have their back, I have questions for thee.

An ex (a master of manipulation) once taught me one of the most subtle ways to a get a person on your side is tell them a secret that embarrasses you or ask them to do you a small favor. I’m not sure why this works but it mostly does. That’s what they’re trying to do here. This is a total con.

I’d like to suggest a protest in a financial district instead. Shut down the thing the police are truly there to “protect and serve.”

I would have said, are you fucking kidding me?

So you’re a “community leader” and the PD comes to you with this bullshit, how do you not laugh in their face and immediately organizing which sporting event you’re goign to shut down with a protest?
This is a con.

“There’s going to be a video that’s going to come out soon, in the next couple of weeks, involving the department, and I’m going to honest with you, we’re going to need your support during the challenges,”

Meanwhile his ginger brother got better looking.

Maybe becoming a parent is what is aging him prematurely. It is something for sure because he looks at least 15 years older than his actual age.

Now you guys made the security guard upset...

He didn’t look like his father until he hit about thirty then that ugly that had missed him his whole life swerved right into his lane and settled in.

This picture is from a day or two after the last baby was born, but yeah, he’s aging a bit faster these days and I can’t believe that’s the guy I used to have a crush on.

Yeah, he really needs to shave it off and go for the Jason Statham look.

What the hell is this?!?!

If his wife said to let him in then what was the justification to deny entry? At that point most places would say you’re responsible for him and move on.

You don’t know how shockingly easy it is to get a warrant, do you? A family member once told a local cop how astoundingly stupid one of the dozen or so harassing things he did was. The cop didn’t assault him or arrest him on some BS, presumably because there is enough of a community activist presence to cause him…

IDK, man. I may or may not have a warrant in NY for ducking Jury Duty. I don’t know because I don’t live in NY anymore and I’m certainly not going to call up and check.

I’ve known a couple people who didn’t know they had warrants till they got pulled over randomly and the cops ran their IDs. Minor stuff but the cops had to take ‘em in anyway.

There’s people who themselves don’t know they have warrants. All you need is unpaid parking tickets, a move, and then miss some mail.