Hey if we are quick we might be able to get you in on a group chat with Cardi and Kylie so you can dazzle them with this hot take.

can u not

I don’t know why but this made tear up. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. and Olivia Wilde, my forever girl crush.

There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Sitting at his laptop is BART FARGO. He types, only his fingers moving. His mouth is especially purty and his breasts are nubile if you’ve got a thing for pale flab and nipple hair. His big ass (a good thing) is covered in dirty jorts (a bad thing). He’s attractive but doesn’t know it. Nobody knows it. Actually most…

You don’t have to be Schrodinger’s Beauty. Just take off your glasses and let down your hair and find out for sure!

I guess that depends on if you’re a woman and, to an extent, whether or not you’re a manic, idiosyncratic waif who has come to shake up a man’s boring, run-of-the-mill existence and re-instill a sense of child like wonder and excitement in his heart.

Why is is that so many people don’t know about the Hyde Amendment???

I’m not sure if Jared and Ivanka are aware that the Hyde amendment doesn’t permit federal funds to pay for abortions, and PP also survives on private donations.

I’m sorry, but the first thing they teach you in Journalism 101 is that you report the news with no bias or favor. If an editor or owner hands you a pre-written script they intent to embed into a newscast containing their personal political views, there are only two credible options for a professional journalist:

You clearly aren’t smoking enough pot when you see live music.

I can’t watch the show for the same reason. I’m also trying really hard not to harshly judge John Goodman for agreeing to be part of this whole thing. It really isn’t easy.

Rosie O’Donnell

Hey, now, she’s got the genderqueer kid for cover, too!

As soon as I saw there was gonna be black child on the show, I thought, “oh no. What are they gonna make her do?”

This is why this is why I absolutely refuse to watch her stupid show. I will not support this wack-a-doo Trump supporter. It’s also serious bullshit that she put some little Black girl in the show to act as a buffer against the obvious fact that Trump supporters are racist. She’s disgusting and she can go choke for…

She might not have literally had the thought “this is cultural appropriation”, but nevertheless her thoughts were very much a form of that. It’s not just a naive coincidence that she associated the cornrows with slang she doesn’t normally use. And the cornrows just push her over a line of cultural appropriation that…

“[Kylie’s] a 17 year old girl and acted as such - expressing herself and making childish comments.”

Kylie Jenner is a good example of cultural appropriation because has appropriated multiple characteristics. She is wearing cornrows, lip injections, and a painful looking pose to accentuate her backside. This form of cultural appropriation isn’t as blatant as say, wearing a war bonnet or bindi, but is still…

Black women straighten their hair is for survival purposes in order to fit into white dominated culture on what beauty standards are for a large part of the population who buys into cultural hegemony. The same can be said of blond hair. What Kylie is doing with her hair on the surface does not seem bad, but she can…