Oh, I think it was quite the opposite. I bet Akie Abe was like, “Fuq. I gotta sit next to this asshole. I’ll just nod politely and not speak to him.” I mean, he would totally interpret someone trying not to acknowledge his presence as a failure on their part.

This girl had me fooled for a sec. I was like, oh what?! Regina King is in this, too? N then I was like, oh, she must have gotten the last names confused. Got my lil heart pumping...

I think maybe she was trying to say, you’re a sheep until you’re not a sheep, but instead, she proceeded to word vomit. Gosh, this so reminds me of that “I Don’t Know What to Do with Good White People” post by Brit Bennett.

You win

“The media could not be played.”

Yeah this was a pretty small window in terms of age viewership. My nephews likes this show. They are now about 21/23.

She’s got a plan, though! *guest spots*

I was just talking about Bedazzled last night. My sister-in-law has hyperhidrosis, and I brought up that basketball sweating scene. I guess she hadn’t seen it before. Thanks, YouTube.

I asked the internet.

“Characters like “Bobby” are everywhere—lurking in the wings and stealing all your good tweets and blogs (or accounts... or patients... or... what do you do again?) about Katy Perry and then your boss is like ‘Good job, Bobby!’ and you’re left with nothing!” Haha. Real subtle ;)

He really tried to take it back that second time around. I think he was hoping for redemption, but then his hand was tugged right back to the center. He really thought he had it, though.

Yes, thetans are what plants crave, I believe.

Ugh, yeah. My phone keeps changing “hun” - short for “honey” - into “hub.” My phone’s trying to marry me off more than my mother.

I mean, you’d kind of hope no party would align themselves with this, unless it’s the Racists People’s Choking and Abusing Party, yet here we are with Pussy Grabber in Chief.

Exactly. She was pretending. It’s the racist stereotype she imagined into fruition. She literally asked for a “black sound” when they gave her “We Can’t Stop,” a Rihanna reject, no less.

Yeah, so, what’s gross about it is that THAT is what she thought she had to do to belong in the hip hop world. She took a stereotype and then warped it into whatever the eff it was she was doing. THEN, she totally scapegoated hip-hop.

For sure. Damned if ya do, damned if ya don’t, amaright? (Sorry, I’m still stuck in Jezebel circa 2013)