I love this whole damn thread and all you commenters soooo much.❤❤❤❤❤

My dad used to call me and my sister “el uno y el cero” (the one and the zero). She was the one because she was skinny, and I was the zero because I was chubby - 1 & 0 😭

My dad used to call me “the zero” and my sister “the one” because I was chubby and she was skinny - 0 & 1. 😭

“...alt-right’s loose ideology of white nationalism...”

Yeah, I definitely see it happen. I think part of the problem is that when people click on the blog post, your apologies are posted after they’ve opened the page, and therefore, the page hasn’t refreshed before they post their reply. That or mob mentality. Yeah, definitely most people have said insensitive jokes in…

Anyone trying to TP a tower? Anyone?

Oooh, ooh! I choose this one aaaaannnd this one!

Ooh, that’s ruff.

Yaaahhh, this reads like an article I wrote about a retiring coach when I was in high school. I’d almost be embarrassed for him if I didn’t remember he actually got paid for this garbage in a major publication.

That’s the only “compliment” he knows how to display to anything that isn’t a man - a good slap in the bottom.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz was better at playing the game than Bernie.

Hehe, I’m for sure team spider. I mean, it’s called *Charlotte’s Web* not *Wilbur Reads the Web* - actually scratch that. Wilbur is clearly better than half the internet - he reads!

Touché

You know, I do criticize academia for being elitist and ostracizing POC a lot of the time, but goddam these people show so much hostility toward education and educated folks. The reading comprehension level is embarrassing - it’s the equivalent of plugging your ears with you fingers and going “lalalalala, I can’t hear…

Yeah, Republicans are all having an existential crisis.

“I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them.”

Somebody get ohstewardess more stars. Chop, chop (no pun)!

“What might have inspired Trump to express himself so incoherently at such an ungodly hour?”

I think it’s one of those “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” things, except you know, “the baby mom of my enemy’s boyfriend is my baby mom.” Wait, did I do that right?