“I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them.”

Somebody get ohstewardess more stars. Chop, chop (no pun)!

“What might have inspired Trump to express himself so incoherently at such an ungodly hour?”

I think it’s one of those “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” things, except you know, “the baby mom of my enemy’s boyfriend is my baby mom.” Wait, did I do that right?

Yeah, yeah. I read your other comments. You’re also assuming I thought rape was “funny in the context of the movie.” I did not. It takes a skilled hand to make a rape joke - usually at the expense of the person in power. Punch up v punch down. I’m bored. You keep saying the same thing.

Uh, see my other response. He agreed to that role and to that scene and thought it was funny. Also, as another commenter put it, it’s funnier when you punch up, than when you punch down. It’s funny because he plays misogynistic roles and has mysogynistic, slut- shaming dialogues (including his “sodomized all the time”…

Stop and think why he would agree to play that role and to that scene. Because he thought it was funny.

It was a counter-punch to him saying she probably gets sodomized all the time, and then he didn’t have a good witty comeback and got butt-hurt. He could have stopped the back and forth, but he wanted to play the game and lost.

This needs more stars. I laughed harder at this than the actual burn.

Uh, not if it’s frozen. That’s a whole different species on its own.

Omygash, yes. This is why I stopped wearing underwear all together. My big ass just constantly eats underwear up, like, nomnomnom (in Cookie Monster voice). Coincidently, I think is is good for the bacterial balance in my vage.

Oh, thank you. I also love horror movies and love getting scared, but I can’t handle torture or rape (also a form of torture). That shit isn’t scary to me - it’s fucking sad. Like you, it just hits way to close to home. Will look that one up on Netflix.

Damn, messed up. When I was in first grade, I had the teeniest bladder, and I always had to pee after snack time, which also coincided with reading time. After asking to go to the bathroom for several days in a row, my teacher yelled at me and said I couldn’t ask to anymore. Sure enough, I was wearing my brand new…

This story is pretty representative of the relationship my brother had with my father and mother: When we were very small, my mom said we were going to Chuck-E-Cheese and were just waiting for the cab. My brother sat by the window all day waiting for that cab. Obviously, the cab never got there. My brother kept this…

Folks, he’s really saying, “I know you’re a virgin and want to wait for the right guy, but you should just fuck me and some other dudes, and maybe one of them will like you back. Glad I could help, buddy!”

Well, not to be pedantic, but it was Diana who got drunk. That Anne sure does host some raging parties, I tell ya.

I was thinking the same thing. Megan Follows fits the description to a T.

Omygash, that’s so cute. Does she ever ask, “Will you please call me Cordelia?”

I think you mean #srynotsry