Those facts balanced themselves out.

And the rampant underaged smoking.

101 Dalmatians was seemingly written after a marathon of old British comedy movies.

Hey.

Koalasaruses are just juvenile Dropbearadons, you hack.

The first question that comes to my mind whenever a kid's show of this insanity is revealed is "How did you come across this?"

"Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain…"

*pfffrt*
*anguished bark*
*thud*

…i'm coming!

It will be significant.

Natile Portman will look cute at 70. Her eyes won't get any smaller, right?

A Knight's Tale for me.

It's Michigan. Rich Koz is from Chicago. Like the AV Club.

Honestly, I don't think they use that thing when Colbert's not there, from the clip to the nail painting bragging by Michelle.

Wait, five-time five-time five-time five-time five-time WCW champion Booker T ran for president?!

At least Anne didn't have the broody asshole fetish her sisters did.

I need to give that casting director the biggest hug I can possibly give somebody. Literally the best thing ever.

I've been calling it the Gay Bars and Rainbows.

I'll stick to Dune jokes, then.

He was in Oblivion, though.