Nothing. It's awesome. Hannibal would find it lame though, because he's too upper-class.

Hannibal's fancy. Literally all there is to the character. He's upper crust and likes classical music.

Dhat's de joke!

Reading about that "look at me" line gave me a nice Lester Diamond flashback.

This movie addressed every issue I had with every Marvel Phase 2 movie that wasn't Guardians. The whole point of Age of Ultron was saving PEOPLE, not ideas. Calling everyone on the team out for doing the latter, not the former, was pretty much exactly what I wanted.

He's dead, though…

Mark Calloway: permenant scowly-face.

She was blond. And…uh, her dad was a hunter.

Wait. This movie's the anti-Purge.
The Purge: FUCK, THAT'S AN IDEA; FUCK THIS MOVIE
Unfriended: FUCK THAT IDEA; FUCK, THIS MOVIE

Best trailer of all time: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three's teaser.

Peter Dinklage hula-hooping?

Was there an onion on your belt?

"I've got to go poop."
-the last words Cersi heard from her father.

Rick. Rick Mayhew.

Joss Whedon's diner parties probably include Shakespeare readthrough thingies.

Typhoon!

The common occurance of tearing something in your lower torso in rustling is just mind-boggling.

He's also consistently alluding to parts he can't cover due to Trips not being a part of them. It sounds like holding off Taker until the part he actually enters the story is physically hurting him.

And by proof of his dad, he could grow a mighty full beard at any time.

Glenn doesn't remember that.