Tumblr virtually exploded today under an intense simultaneous posting of Hot Bro Avengers Fan Fic.

Ew, penis bones.

Due to his healing factor, he conceivably could have multiple orgasms…

Mark Millar thinks, other than with that goddamn Australian, that male shmexyness is "super ga-OH, HEY BRIAN! WHAT'S UP, MAN?!"

If you're romantically linked with Magneto, you're doing all the work in that relationship. Honestly.

Guess Chris had a type!

*charlessage yells angrily from a sewer 2 stories below the AV Club mansion*

As there is no Bat-Channel here, we have to assume they don't always tune in at the same Bat-Time!

FEEEEECCCCCCCCCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LAAAAADDDDIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Bew dew dew dew deeedley dew.

Who else was going to be the audience surrogate secret agent character on this James Bond adventure? Henry Peter Gyrich?

Yeah, plus she could actually get him to be human and silent at times.

THIS DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING ABOUT ME AND CHARMED.

Well, as long as Halle Berry's stuck in this franchise.

BLUE BLAZES!

Stalin's ghost!

Or not.

He tried to escape the country via airplane, but was stopped because of a cucumber. Again.

It's a TV trope, you know. Or was. Last time I checked, I think it was.

Roy.
Roy.
Roy's our boy.