Not to put too fine a point on it, but you are correct.

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

This wasn’t “a war” and it’s called that by people desperate to justify their own species’ depravity.

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Of the options given, Cool Ranch.

Fun fact: That was actually first invented a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

“She’s.... so POP u lar....
She’s.... so POP u lar........”

You weren’t entirely wrong though. I first heard “Dead Man’s Curve” in a doctor’s office, of all places. Later I told someone about this Beach Boys hit I had never heard of and they said, “That was Jan and Dean.” “How were they not sued by the Beach Boys at the time? It’s such an obvious ripoff of their style.”

How sloppy of me - and with their picture right there!

This is the worst comment of all.

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Let us not pretend Community was good past Season 3.

Don’t listen to them. My brain is fine.  Big government just wants to keep you from the pure joy of slug ingestion. Bon appétit.

wow i’m glad I went with “Carl” instead of “The First Pancake”

Trump was born on third and thinks he hit a home run.

Followed by “Why would you want to go to school in Iowa?”

Your friends have a woody for Bois?