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Given typical police reaction in the past two years or so I’m kind of glad that billion-dollar anti-terror force didn’t show up lest we have a bunch of dead Usain Bolt fans.

Reminds me of the one Seinfeld episode with the girlfriend that changes based on the lighting.

Maybe they were just canoe-dling.

*sigh* when will criminals ever learn, you have to keep your cohorts either blissfully happy or permanently silent.

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

WHY DIDNT YOU TURN

Anyone seeing this that can ungray me?

Early prototype of the Fisker Karma?

Here’s hoping they post raw footage so someone makes an Edsel commercial.

It's a Jeep Thing You Wooden Understand.

Were going to start our own series, F10, 10 TIMES BETTER THAN F1, which is weak, and dumb, everyone tells me that, and F10 is going to be huge, with huge classy tracks and huge classy cars, that win, by being classy and winning with class.....and were going to a make Bernie pay for it!!!

Captain Throwrug needs to man the fuck up like five years ago. This is why God invented masturbation, so you can avoid these awful decisions.

“Ford stole our grille for their Fusion, so we shall steal the headlights of their Focus! Hahahaha!”

WWWJD?

Yeah, I mean it had to happen and sure, now we can race super bikes or F1 cars to the top if we really wanted to, but damn. I loved when it was half paved-half gravel because of the crazy engineering that had to happen to make a car perform well on both.

This marks the first time in history that the Chinese were actually ASKED to rip off an existing design.

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the sugar....

It’s in my contract that I shall be payed in women.

Yo CP, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Mad Cow Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon had one of the best comments of all time…one of the best comments of all time!

Terrorist would see this and think: OK, we see the lower portion goes through, so, we create a low rider version, with the motor and everything not highter thant the barrier...