Captain Throwrug needs to man the fuck up like five years ago. This is why God invented masturbation, so you can avoid these awful decisions.

“Ford stole our grille for their Fusion, so we shall steal the headlights of their Focus! Hahahaha!”

WWWJD?

7. Art Vandelay

Yes please. I work with Solidworks daily, I would absolutely love to take what I’m working with off the screen, “put” it on a table or floor, and walk around the product. One of our biggest issues is the roughly human-sized scale of our products, and the need for human interaction, so not having real-world size…

Yeah, I mean it had to happen and sure, now we can race super bikes or F1 cars to the top if we really wanted to, but damn. I loved when it was half paved-half gravel because of the crazy engineering that had to happen to make a car perform well on both.

Why not, and I know this sounds crazy, just make the phone thicker to begin with and avoid this design catastrophe?

Is it hard plastic wrapped in silicon? I don’t want it stretching when I’m pulling it out of my skinny jeans and sipping my double foam triple macchiato with a dust of hazelnut blended with skim soy milk.

This marks the first time in history that the Chinese were actually ASKED to rip off an existing design.

You got it right. The Apple I and Apple ][ came from my own thinking. I was not recruited. Jobs did not know the Apple I existed for months while I was demonstrating it and giving it away. I was the one who conveyed to Jobs the promise of social advance, and he didn’t buy into it as strongly as myself at the start.…

First you get the money, then you get the women, then you get the sugar....

It’s in my contract that I shall be payed in women.

How about switching from Windows to a new MacBook Air after being told that they’re so reliable, only to find that MacBook air refusing to boot up after a month. Try to book an appointment online only to find that there are none that I can actually attend for a month. I book one for the only Saturday I can make…

Yo CP, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Mad Cow Tipper Gore Vidal Sassoon had one of the best comments of all time…one of the best comments of all time!

This board is a physical metaphor for the difference between our hopes for the future and the reality of that future.

Great! Now I'll have every cat in the neighborhood chasing after my car.

These are no doubt surplus tools from the short lived Ninja handyman clan.

Too many fingers

that is so obviously photoshopped.....

The Reason I asked was because this image is just a count. i.e. the increase "hate" in the East is actually just a function of the fact that there are WAY more people then in the west.