@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Pierre Charles L'Enfant!? That's how pussies say it. Here in America we call him Pete Chuck the Baby.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Doug Llewellyn, Court Reporter appreciates your medical linkage.

Makes sense. I mean, if you look at the scientific evidence, turkeys appear to be evolutionary descendents of veloceraptors. We've now come full circle, my friends.

@Gourmet Spud:

@the earl of weaver: Roddick?

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: 'Tis sad. But, hey, Drew's gonna be here regularly now!

@Gourmet Spud: It's a furry reenactment of Drew watching The Price is Right.

@NordoftheBlings: Let alone "Assaultin' in Aruba" with Sidney Ponson.

@Blast it, Biggs: +1. Uh, I mean, I don't get it.

@Weed Against Speed:

Aww, where's the fun in QOTD if you're just gonna serve up the answer on a platter?

67. Roberto Alomar

Too their credit, people with alternate spellings of Jeremy are twice as scummy as your average juicer. Isn't that right, Jerramy Stevens?

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Wadyya-pickin up trash?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: + anudder heart attack

Just workin' the turkey through.

Nice work, Sting.

@BruschisBrewsky: More futile endeavor: Curing cancer or eliminating steroids from MLB?

/vomits

@Weed Against Speed: Just couldn't Kitaen yourself, could you?