@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Indian-Americans Sign With American-Indians

@VTBen: As a Ravens fan, I'm just glad we dodged the bullet. I'd take all the coke dealers, illegitimate babymakers, and Stabby McStabbersons in the league before I'd take T.O.

Isiah got his due last year. I vote for the Dushbag.

There's not enough money in the world to make me trade jobs with Ed Werder.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Ah yes, its that magical time of year where the radio inundates us with the idea that if we really loved her, we'd buy her shitty jewelery.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: +1 Boom Shakalaka

I rolled my 95 Dodge Spirit into a ditch off the Baltimore Beltway the first time I ever drove in the snow. The car landed on its passenger side and I had to climb out by pushing the driver's side door up like a tank hatch. Fun times...

@ArkansasFred: Doug Lewellyn respectfully disagrees.

@Matt Sussman: You're HTML skills are surpassed only by your passion for MAC sports. There will never be another like you.

@VTBen: Up next, Barry Jr. caught nude on camera!

@Buzz_Killington: Could you imagine the Yelle he let out after such an injury?

@Jefferson Short Bus: Fans are so depressed that it looks like they're doing a dead march out of the Pepsi Center.

@Jefferson Short Bus: And Hejduk'd the total loss of his hand.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: Seriously. It's a total Foote in the ass.

@SteveJeltzFan: +1

@HebrewHammer: I was counting on my '87 Topps Bo Jackson "Future Stars" card to put my kids through college.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Those were the days...

@J-No: May I recommend the Baltimore Orioles? I think you'll enjoy their rendition of disappointment.

@Matt_T: I'll be in the cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

@Weed Against Speed: Needs more vitriol and spite.