Raw, too. You know they’re full of parasites.

Yup. This is the real reason the dude can’t take off his helmet: it has an air filter.

Matthew 22:24-33

I could imagine Homer saying jizz, but not cum for some reason. 

We know what you think.

“I think women and seamen don’t mix!”

I still have my theory that Superman punches Doc Manhattan so hard that he ends up in our world, teams up with Superboy Prime, and ends up producing this show.

Helluva performance from Jean Smart. Obviously, the thermos-sized blue sex toy is the best spot of comedy.

You have tainted the Cremaster Cycle for me.

I had a Cremaster Cycle, but I pulled my cremaster muscle on it, so I traded it in for one of those Tony Little Gazelles.

That was almost as gross as the mosquito make-out. Good thing they don’t have to worry about being cancelled, since they’re on Netflix! And they’re already cancelled!

the directed by brad bird credit at the end of the white whale presentation was my biggest laugh of the season so far, tbh.

My wife, Eleanor.

a Syrian immigrant named Jihad (Aparna Brielle)

who was clamoring for this film?  Shit, there’s a Monica Lewinsky cigar joke in the trailer.

God this is so weird I literally just found out about ASMR this morning because I decided to google to see if anyone ever experienced this kind of sensation, and I didn’t know the name for it (took a bit of trying on the search term). I don’t need a video or stimulus though I can self induce it.

On a simple, but otherwise serviceable Simpsons episode.

Low-key one of the most impressive things in the episode was the shots of the kids talking with Nat on the innertubes. One of the hardest things in animation is to draw a bunch of slight angle changes for a character. There was a gag in Archer involving a bunch of characters spinning on chairs that was HELL on the…

He looks like a circumcised cock, who has had his foreskin replaced by a man made made fiber suit.

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