Pizza is contributing to my slow death through colestoral, obesity and could lead to diabetes. Where's Wilford Brimly when you need him?

At least they are not channel awesome or the anti comedy equation that is Doug Walker.

Most of those people have moved on. Unlike the Metalocalypse fandom where every time Adult Swim posts something you will always see "BRING BACK METALOCALYPSE!!!" people

Ikr They get really steamed when you tell them that the skeletons in It's a Small World are fake.

Although the No Homers Club FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!!

The biggest reaction I had to the death of Superman was I thought Doomsday was an incredibly stupid looking villain and how he could freely move around with all that spike crap on him. (Yeah, yeah I know comics aren’t real)

A wizard did it.

Having seen the first two leaked episodes of the new season, I was very pleased with what I saw and eagerly await seeing the rest of the season. The last season was kinda so so in my opinion, (except the space station special which was fantastic), and could really could have cared less about the Blue Morpho storyline.…

Wait till they get to the part where the movie turns into a heist film about stealing a crate full of frozen bryos. It's the Oceans Eleven of anti abortion movies!

Spider-Man IS in the Venom movie, but he's always off screen.

It’s certainly no Stock Footage of a Bear.

That’s exactly what’s happening in the article photo. Those costumes are based on the Playskool Ninja Turtles toys. Don’t ask me how I know that.

When we get episode 2 of Korgoth the Barbarian.

It’s all about old lady poopy splooge.

Now I’m envisioning Harmony Korine directing a Marvel Movie. Trash Humpers II: Red Skull returns.

The biggest secret is that Trump was duped by synthetic urine.

I never used a glory hole, not like all those sitcom dads.

Freddy Got Fingered is a surrealist masterpiece.

Freddy Got Fingered