Alex Jones will sell you the Pizza gate diet plan.

Here is what The Punisher is going to do to that kid.

He's rebranding himself as Daniel Night-Lewis

I wonder if the writer ever read that chuck palahniuk short story about a masseuse turned assassin?

Press X to activate Uber Jason.

Tailpipe to tailpipe.

Velma was always more attractive than Daphne.

It's double plus ungood.

It's the vault where Robotinik keeps the chaos emeralds.

No you see, that was part of his plan all along. Because murder is wrong.

Jimmy Neutron homicidal boy genius.

Wait until the Trains spinoff movies happen, with Jeff Dunham playing multiple racist stereotypes.

Her secret sauce is Hoobastank.

While I think the majority of people who buy these are not speculators, there are many who do collect the rare ones for their perceived value.

You are spot on about them being like beanie babies. Like how TY would "retire" beanies to inflate value in the secondary market, Funko "vaults" their pops for the same reason.

Look at any of the Funko Pop buy sell trade groups on Facebook. People there are absolutely NUTS about box condition. Many never take them out of box.

Look into my dead lights.

Roger Stone's fucked up cosplay "O" face.

Speaking of Rupert Grint movies and colossal misfires…

Put the boots to him, medium style.