He starred in Don Knotted, a bestiality film in 1970's Switzerland.

That's what I thought was going to happen in the episode.

Some people flip houses. I flip celebrity pets.

I would buy her dog and sell it on eBay.

Well it can't all be Nailin' Palin'.

David Lynch goes for the really long con for jokes.

It's come a long way from being a Back from the Future parody intentionally trying to get a cease and desist order.

"You speak the true-true. Sometimes small true-true is different than the big true-true."

He will fall down an elevator shaft to his death.

The secret origin of Little Debbie: murderous pirate.

Make hats

Oh my god! How did it get there!?

Is this dog hot or not?

I want a scene depicting Churchill violently shitting and vomiting simultaneously while on the toilet. That's had to have happened to him at least once.

When a big beam of light shoots into the sky and a bunch of cgi monsters come through from another place.

How about a live action Monster High movie with Angelina Jolie as Frankie Stein instead?

The scene where she is horribly mutilated actually had me tearing up.

"What's in the fucking Holocron?!" - C-3P0

From my point of view, I have the high ground!

Well you're all wrong. It's pronounced Ree-sus, in fact it was originally Rhesus Pieces, named because of all the monkey parts ground up in the candy.