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Well you're all wrong. It's pronounced Ree-sus, in fact it was originally Rhesus Pieces, named because of all the monkey parts ground up in the candy.

The zombie tactical gear industry fits all your zombie apocalypse fetish needs, all the green painted machetes and zombie targets you could ever want!

"In am a male model sir!" Not a male prostitute!"

Get a Life was brilliant. I wish they would have made the third season where Chris becomes a homeless drifter.

The trend will continue in 2099.

It was started by one sour Kraut.

Jack Sparrow tit fucking an animated mermaid mast head was a bit much.

Mpreg of The Caribbean

Spoiler alert! He was shot by a baby, an adult baby.

Linda's vaginal pickle stitching was really distracting.

Their float name, The Bear Trap, has got to be a name of a gay bar. Also the drawing of a shirtless bear drinking beer on the side seems to confirm it.

That's the next episode and the real season finale, "Who shot Jimmy Pesto?"

But check out this VR hat!

One word: teledildonics

Takashi Miike made a Blade of the Immortal film? Sold!

Also a scene where Prince uses ESP to drive Bubbles crazy.

There better be at least one blowing bubbles joke in this movie.

Diary of a wimpy dick

Death Note of a wimpy kid

Bring back Alien Syndrome, Streets of Rage, Phantasy Star II and Night Trap.