Edison, a secret furry, primarily created "Boxing Cats" so he could jerk it feline ankles.

She should be shilling for Hostess Fruit pies and golden lariat bondage rope.

But it helps!

May you bring fourth more Star Wars garbage in your home.

I'll stick with my Biggs pillows thank you very much.

Also he is forced to watch Shark Tale continuously for the duration of his sentence.

A classic case of me miss remembering. It's been over a decade since I've seen it.

It probably was. It's been a while since I've seen it.

That's how you know he's the hero.

Emperor of the North is a delightful film and I wonder why it's not referenced or brought up more in pop culture. Ernest Borgnine plays a psychotic train conductor who just loves killing hobos. Like when a hobo is hanging underneath the train for a free ride, Borgnine has a metal ball on a length of chain he drops…

He's pretty much stalking an entire family at this point.

The Peekemon song was grating as hell.

As long as a scene when Mantenna looks at her cleavage and his eyes comically pop out of his head is included.

Now the public can watch where they grind up the yoga mats into "the beef".

Or Subway's "sandwich artists".

Just make sure she has a tiny mini skirt and giant porn star tits and it will make millions.

We found some fucked up fetish fan art of Clippy online, so naturally we asked the original creator of Clippy about it. Next up, we grill Jim Davis about Garfield x Jon Arbuckle inflation vore.

They should just keep giving Carl bigger hats to wear in a desperate attempt to make him appear younger until he just wears a novelty foam cowboy hat everywhere.

If this actually makes a decent amount of money, then get ready for the inevitable She-Ra spin off movie. Hollywood would make She-Ra grim and gritty by having her swear revenge on The Horde after being forced to watch Hordak decapitate Pegasus. Later she will be forced to fight her formally loyal steed when it will…

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