Pfft, amateurs. I've moved onto five Loko.

Any hat featured in Team fortress 2 is an acceptable choice.

I would, but I have a chain wide ban for "doing something unspeakable in the ball pit".

Dammit Disney, just make a Five Night's at Freddy's land already!

I think I speak for myself and everyone here: Holy shit! Fangoria was still around?!

Last photo: waitress fondles a fat neckbeard's shitty hat.

Serving a thin lipped vaginal kiss from the grave.

Also because they are part of the Illuminati.

Woodsy! No!

"Well you're all wrong… God is an alien named Zarthrax!"

John Wicker Man. Nicholas Cage shows up and dumps a bunch of bees on Keanu.

So THAT'S what a gout golem looks like!

Isn't this how the ghost from "The Ring" was created?

Ha, jokes on Hamill! Being shamed by a jedi is my fetish!

Grandpa Obi Wan's ghost!

In this version of Wilson, he actually gets to meet Dennis the menace!

It's the Tosh.0 of card games.

Featuring special guest, Lady Death!

Oh yeah, Xander Cruise. I'd rather watch Vin Diesel in a live action Xticles spinoff.

Wasn't Xander Cage the name of the main character in Frisky Dingo?