Your response falls into either the “I didn’t bother to read your post, but I still intend on criticizing what you said” or the “I’m too stupid to live” category.

Not chosen again you say. I smell something fishy in the selection process.

I believe the term for this is “unpology”.

He needs to stop taking career advice from Boogie Cousins....or giving career advice to Boogie Cousins. Not sure of the direction there.

I know the vague “upper body injury” is a euphemism and way to keep a concussion a secret, but is the mysterious “lower body injury” something to do with his nuts?

As penalty for this and, per the Arizona Cardinals, showing no remorse is to win a Super Bowl with the Patriots.

Yes, like having the Kings remove shirts honoring the Chinese tradition of the year of the monkey DURING the year of the monkey.

Deadspin finds a way to nudge just a bit of defense of Cousins while giving it plausible deniability on its comment and its apologists room to say “It’s not defending. It’s just...”

“We are Golden Gophers!”

Damn that Petrino lives dangerously. Just 3% battery and he’s keeping his Bluetooth on!

At first I wondered “What the hell is wrong with their most basic of grammar skills‽” then I saw that Jenkins went to North Alabama and Jones, even worse, went to West Virginia.

He was immediately signed by the Cleveland Browns...not the dog, but the kid who fumbled upon being lightly hit.

As a connoisseur of outrage porn I am duly outraged like the rest you here

Wait, he’s not in the top 30 in points per game or rebounds per game, and just makes the top 20 in assists per game and those are the stats that justify that huge contract? By comparison to others who signed big contacts perhaps it’s justified, but that doesn’t make him a better player. It just makes him a relatively…

Bury the lede. They fined the university and not Harbaugh.

Deadspin meet Ohio State fans, and

Weak

If you have any information about the Florida Man who the hit and run driver is, please shut the fuck up and enjoy your final days of Obama’s America where you can just mind your own damn business before the fascists take over.  

In principle he absolutely nailed it and owes no apologies