Maybe read the article?

Off the top of my head, say good-bye to ever pressing L3 or R3 again.

The article mentions it still accommodates headsets though.

Its a dualshock 4 butt plug!

A month late, but no, meant to target that guy above you. 

Similarly, I have also “boycotted” eating feces and pouring bleach into my eyes. I'm quite the activist!

Because only illegal things are newsworthy? WTF

They didn’t tweet about it. This is investigative reporting. And its valuable. With reporting like this, potential employees can make informed decisions about a company they might work for.

American Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy, abusive practices, and the creation of serf classes.

It’s almost like you have to be an abusive sociopath to be a CEO in modern capitalistic societies.

Did you get rid of those old games? If no, then you never have to say goodbye.

we all must learn to like new things, for stagnation rots the brain.

How do you know one of the new Pokemon won’t become a favorite though? You’re throwing out an entire game because one Pokemon isn’t in it?

Counter-counterpoint: yah.

With all the Dexit uproar, it’s hard to tell if this is just some NPCbabble or some great shade-throwing.

Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden. Tokyo, Japan. By Pedro Maia.

I’m a transient Pokemon player.

He didn’t say they were made up. He said “This seems like a good entry point for new folks to the series” which is accurate. 

Since I haven’t played a Pokemon game in years I don’t give a **** about any of the points you raised. It appears that most critics don’t either. 

No, because I’m an adult and $60 for what is being warmly received - explicitly recalling experiences similar to Red/Blue -and reported as a minimum 40 hour game (not including meta) seems like a solid deal.