You need an ID for everything. What’s the big deal? My state requires ID for, like, ever. It doesn’t prevent anyone from voting.

She was so right about everything except how to beat fucking Donald Trump in an incredibly winnable election. Like, you know, how to campaign in the Rust Belt instead of a California you were never going to lose or a Georgia you were never going to win.

Don’t kid yourself. She was never willing to testify for fear of being caught in a perjury trap. That’s why she wanted the FBI to investigate first, to attempt to magically scrape up some evidence that she never had. The only reason she is saying “maybe” now is because it’s the only way she can keep this slanderous bal…

Yep - people who didn’t grow up at that time don’t realize what a crazy experience it was to play a game where you could go where you wanted and do what you wanted (including returning to areas you already explored). Zelda and Metroid both came out around the same time, and completely changed the face of gaming for…

That tweet wasn't transphobic.

Well, at least we have a bunch of new videos of antifa being assholes.

Hey, lame enough to just have blown my mind!

I must have seen “This is Spinal Tap” eight times before I caught that the show they played on “the Isle of Lucy” was actually a joke because it sounds like “I Love Lucy.”

WTF is this horse-shit? Hey, how about a kickstarter for me, so I can take my kids to a ballgame?!?! Look, it’s a sad situation, but these pictures are posed for an emotional appeal. So many families are separated? boo-f**’in hoo. Parents don’t take your kids across the barren desert to sneak in. That’s child…

Someone scribbled “RAPIST” over it with a Sharpie once, but that was the only incident.

I honestly cannot believe anyone still uses them for consumer banking, their myriad scandals should’ve shattered the spine of that detestable corporation by now, and I really don’t understand why they’re not in the same bin as Enron or Theranos at this point. It maybe takes an hour or two to set up an account at a…

I signed up for the Propel and Wells Fargo, being the good guys they are, signed me up for 3 more credit cards to help me get the bonus miles! So nice of them.

I signed up for the Propel and Wells Fargo, being the good guys they are, signed me up for 3 more credit cards to…

Have you ever wondered what Sonic would look like pregnant, I've got the site for you! 

It’s sort of a combination of Twitter and LiveJournal. You can blog about anything you want, including porn, and it can be retweeted or liked by other people much like Twitter posts.

With GOG, Humble, and Steam all doing their various sales, I’ve become quite good at inadvertently buying the same game multiple times, not realizing I already own it through another service.

Twitter is garbage and people should stop using it.

The only difference is this place is already practically bankrupt whereas Gawker was doing well. Splinter has nothing to lose!

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

According to the media, everything.

“Again, The Root cannot confirm these allegations and is not asserting that the allegations contained in the dossier are true, but we had a good time laughing as we read through it.”