Where does the fleshlight mount to??

And I’m sure all of it will be derisive humor.. unlike the opposite softballs they lobbed at Obama all 8 years. e.g. “The Rock Hussein Obama”. lulz 100% in the tank.

I don’t know about them.. can you show me? :)

I’m not sure if any of you guys ever tried out the “nude patch” DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball for the original Xbox... but man that was the bomb. ;P

For what it’s worth you might as well draw something creepy on your own in a flipbook and get scared by that. There are true scary things in the world, and animated scenes in a video game (even done very well) aren’t it. :)

Really.. “racists”? I know you guys truly believe that bs deep in your hearts but I gotta tell you, when you blanket statement that on way too many people, it’s why you lost. And I say this as a brown guy to all you haolies.

Whoah.. at first glace I read that as “How Astronaut’s Balls are Drained”

Heh.. ever since the early 80's I’ve pretty much named my characters “you ass” or variants along those lines. And why not?

So wait.. what if a company or individual agrees with the (temporary) ban. Are they automagically raked over the coals by your journalists?

Exactly my point.

I take it you have you not played the Xbox hack for Extreme Beach Volleyball......

lol do NOT be a Trump supporter in that office or you’d be fired. Sad but true.. keep it secret! Keep it safe.

I can barely sit and watch a movie.. heck I have a hard time sitting and watching a 30 minute sitcom.. so I really have no chance of reading.. lol. I guess I’m just not really into “stories” really.

“Nobody knows what the heck that stock market will do next.”

What would you say about a Chamorro man from Guam tipping a black waitress $300 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4102102/Single-mother-gets-300-tip-customer-replace-stolen-laptop.html. Would you still be off-put and assume that Chamorro male was trying to prove he wasn’t racist and the black waitress was ‘one…

Well, as long as they don’t go and delete batches of their emails once they get investigated. :)

I’m happy with my regular old NES with a NES N8 Everdrive cart with every single game on it to play on a CRT the way it’s always been.

lol the entire suite of Gawker sites is anti-Trump. We get it.