I also live in Colorado and was a year behind Gardner in law school at CU. I remember once telling protesters “waiting” for him to come off the train at DIA to not bother - there’s just nothing to talk to but spin-machine bullet points. As far as I can tell, Cory has never had an original idea about anything. I wonder…

Came for this.  Leaving Satisfied.

4th Gear - 2020 Bronco to be rebadged and crash-proofed Roxor with a Coyote and the 7 speed (6 + granny gear)?

The Venn diagram of people who still believe Stan Bowman is a genius at scouting talent and who 4 years ago believed John Elway was a genius at scouting quarterbacks is a single circle.

God damn, the Rush vans are awesome.  

Rent a brewery! Our 6 y.o. Son has January 3 birthday. We live in Denver and it’s generally impossible to get parents to not ski on their first weekend being free of their extended families, so we knew we had to offer something. So, we arranged with a friend who owns a brewery to let us show up at 9, bring…

Came looking for this joke. Leaving satisfied.

“Bru-uce Willis’ Air-stri-ip;

In its defense, it was on the sidewalk area...

How long until the NCAA claims a recruiting violation, claiming a threat to the “integrity of the process”? [Asked by person with no idea if the NCAA’s stupid ass governs D-III recruiting]

So embarrassed that this guy is the namesake of a school at the University of Michigan. So glad it is the Business School and not anything of actual value.

It was a voter referendum, you fucking dipshit. But then again, having gone to high school in Texas, I wouldn’t expect that level of subtlety to have made it to a 2nd (4th?)-tier religious school. 

Staged as publicity stunt?

Thank you, Mr. Bobby.

Will they have the actual balls to identify the specific vehicles and components produced, or will they wait until the class-action lawsuit drags it out of them the hard way?

Aside from issues of the lack of a practical way to mount any form of a significantly beefy hitch to the frame, I always found the problem was not power or traction, it was sway transmitted through the short wheelbase, magnified by effects of tongue weight. Maybe it’s better than it was with the CJ-7, but towing…

“one of my loonier coworkers” - Torch?

That’s terrible, but COTD quality.

“Your legacy of white musicians is downright criminal.”

Epitome of Front Range livin’, right there.