"…by presenting a prosperous, professional African-American family…"

Not many people know this, but not only did it take twelve years to make, it was filmed in one continuous shot. So fuck you, Birdman.

Typo alert: "…a science-fiction movie about secret time traveler agents and casual loops…" You mean causal, not casual.

I hate reading a really positive review like this and then you get to Netflix and it's rated one star by the 189 people who've bothered to chime in. Who to trust?

Who the what the when the where the why the who…

A sandwich minus the bread is no longer a sandwich. A hot dog minus the bread is still a hot dog. Case closed.

I'm a big comics fan, and I'm especially a fan of the authors Charles Burns and Chester Brown. And until about a year ago, I had somehow managed to conflate them into a single person in my mind. It was just a random glance at the book spines one day that snapped me out of it, and it was immediately clear to me that…

When you refer to "Syfy’s imminently watchable […] Face-Off", do you mean it's about to become watchable in the very near future? Or did you mean "eminently"?

Hang on Taylor, I'ma let you speak, but first I wanna say that I was one of the most influential… sorry, what? I am? Oh yeah, it says it right here, didn't see that. Okay, cool. Never mind.

Point taken, sir. Point taken.

So clueless, he's even under the impression you talk out of your nose.

Well yeah, that's why we need him to produce! :)

I'm still waiting for the awesome supergroup The Other Guys, featuring John Oates, Andrew Ridgeley, Dave Stewart, and Curt Smith. Richard Carpenter will produce. (Art Garfunkel gets a pass because he's kinda awesome.)

If they don't bring in Lee Majors and Adam West, I'm out. And just for giggles, I'm adding Jim J. Bullock to my list too. He deserves a Travolta-esque comeback if anyone does. Speaking of which, what's Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs up to these days? Come people, let's spitball. Who do we have?

I'm glad they were able to find a lead actress who has clearly never held a guitar pick before.

I've been playing this game on my own every year for two decades, and I'm just now finding out its an actual thing? Yay, Internet!

It's possible this might be the worst mashup I've ever heard. When your songs are in different keys, you typically do something about that. Or, more preferably in this case, you just stop.

Wow, we get *two* female Wilhelm screams in one trailer? What a bargain!