Deadspin is knowledgeable when talking about Republicans and penises. Deadspin is also good at cross-posting articles that trigger devastating lawsuits.

He also said that Ichiro getting 1200+ more hits “isn’t as outlandish as it superficially appears to be.” Which, after crunching a few numbers, it sure as hell is.

You also said he is the best hitter of all-time, which is demonstrably false.

You forgot tailgating the one that pisses me off the most.

I find #5 extra annoying, when the driver feels the need to turn their head to face the passenger they’re talking to. They can still hear you if you’re facing forward!

As long as everyone else has an umbrella, I think they should be OK.

Adults who didn’t binge drink never understood the point.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

While grocery shopping with my mom as a 17 year old, I managed to sneak a large can of Guinness into the cart, and subsequently got her to pay for it without her knowing. Because, Guinness, right?!

Fast forward to that evening, when I put it in my backpack and headed over to a friends house. Walked in the door,…

I thought Peyton was the statue in the Super Bowl?

It bugs me that it bugs you.

News reached Minneapolis...

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

You would think a fighter of his fame would have a better training staff to get the steroids out of his system in time.

I know my humor is dry and, quite frankly, stupid but I laughed out loud at his Twitter handle.

If a feature no one knows how to use breaks, is it really broken?

You guys know BLM is a marxist organization at least partially funded by international money, right???

Funny that a family of websites that subtly promotes class warfare (always taking labor’s side, bashing the rich, etc.) and echoing Marxist talking points (systemic/oppressive/partiarchal/corporatist/racist/late-capitalist inequality explains everything!) would giggle at the idea of Communist influences in American…

Communists infiltrating the media. Better or worse than the Jews infiltrating the media?