Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

This implies you’d rather eat a Graveller and a Golem before a Geodude. And an Onyx. And somehow a Magmar. And somehow a Voltorb and an Electrode. And a Magnemite and Magneton. What I’m saying is you have an impressive stomach.

Yeah but look at the size of that claw! Think of the crab meat that thing has!

You should evolve your Rattata to Pizza Rattata. You’ll be able to kick a lot of ass then.

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

Top notch editing in that video. It was really artistic of them to keep the 20 second loading screen at the beginning. Really made me want to watch the rest.

Every Pokemon is special in their own way but you only see them as tools of war. If you cannot treat your pokemon with love and respect you’ll never be a pokemon master.

That’s actually how Tim Duncan looked 99% of the time, even in years he was going to win or just won a championship.

It’s entirely optional, to the point you can even hide it. Additionally, they aren’t changing the way you unlock stuff currently, it’s just an additional route for people that are willing to pay, and will fund the eSports events and such for Rocket League. People are applauding because this is one of the classiest…

And Pokemon go has full access to Kotaku. But seriously, I know it might be a slow news day, but literally almost half the articles on the front page are about it. Beginning to be like Trump articles on Gawker.

I’m an Android user who uses Google to login. I checked my account and it does not list Pokemon Go like does above in the post.

Hey your gif froze right after catching ohhhhhhhh I seeee.....

That entire trailer made me cringe even back when it was first shown. You’re promising people the moon, guys! Maybe dial it back a bit?

Here’s what Pokémon Go actually looks like:

If he doesn’t have a hairless cat named Mr Wrigglesworth, I don’t even know what we’re doing here anymore.

The real question here is whether his attorney can plea-bargain the charges down to a Flagrant 1.

I don’t want to indulge in stereotypes, but ...

Tom just didn’t have the onions to post it.

“We’ll update as more information becomes available.”

Those shell jumps are amazing, though one of my favorite little sequences is when he misses the first trampoline jump, and immediately goes into a backup strat and doesn’t lose more than a second.