Yes, there's definitely a "Kock" joke in there at 1:32. But I'm not gonna make it...

You do know the whole company went tits-up and is currently liquidating the stores it didn't close right off the bat, right?

LT5-powered ZR1, perhaps? The only Vettes I've had the (mis)fortune of working on have been post-'93 models and they've got a plain old starter on them. Of course, you have to drop the exhaust to get it out, but that's not really that big a deal considering how you have to package a big V8 into a technically…

Are you confusing the Corvette with an early Northstar-powered Cadillac?

Ignition coils, on a diesel? You realize this is supposed to be a car site, not a minivan enthusiast forum, right?

Yes, and it's also illegal to drive barefoot. And by "yes," I mean "what are you, retarded?"

Derp.

FYI, the Geek Squad only fixes computers. The car audio guys are called "the car audio guys."

Wow, yours has AC and power windows and locks?! You mean, like 95% of everything sold for the last 15 years?! THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!11!

That doesn't look like a Megacab.

When did Hardigree become such a shill for the Sierra Club-types that article was written to pander to? With copy like that, he should be writing for Autoblog Green, not Jalop.

This US submarine is sailing around with 24 untested nukes!

They don't make cars with manual windows anymore, because for ease of manufacturing it makes more sense to have one window assembly - and that's not a manual one.

Block number, not VIN. RTFA.

uhhh, 78 Challenger?

Oh shit, you drove the rare RWD Suburban? I mean, so many of them are FWD...

Yeah, you obviously know better than the guy who makes the swill...

A lot of Uhaul employees are morons, anyway. I once tried to rent a 14' utility trailer from them to haul a load of steel shelving. When they asked what I was pulling it with, I motioned to my truck in the parking lot and gave them the info: 2001 Dodge Ram 3500. They said that I would have to get their smaller…

The brewmaster at St. James Gate says there is no difference. And I'd trust him more than some internet poster...

Why do so many people think there's an "e" in "lightning?"