It’s not everyday that I get to sit across from Cristal Connors.

If Rich had .125% the actual talent he ascribes himself, he wouldn’t be working press junkets for GMG. He’s not the big fish in a small pond. He’s a tadpole in a drainage ditch.

Also, see also: me’shell ndegeocello, Christina Hendricks.

I honestly don’t even know why they let Rich do these interviews. He’s terrible at them.

The CliffNotes for those who need:

We do our best to just treat them like we would any other publisher. Any time I’m going to run a report like this, I’ll always ask the relevant parties for comment. Sure, Bethesda hasn’t responded in nearly five years, but that doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop asking. Let the onus be on them.

don’t tell me Farfetch’d wasn’t made specifically to toss in a pot of boiling water

While I’d love to see Sessions take the walk of shame, Trump’s second choices are always, by some fucking miracle, even worse than his first.

The thing is that Dark Souls 2 is my secret favorite game in the series because I think it gets basically everything else right. Good bosses, amazing DLC, even more consistent themes.

But yeah, I miss a lot of that interconnectedness. 3 kinda has it? The journey from Road of Sacrifices to Irithyll and up into…

I had completely forgotten that vagrants were a thing until I saw one and briefly confused it for a crystal lizard. Also, I’m pretty Gravelording actually works now and that’s pretty wild.

I’m a long-time Rhode Island voter, and I know, I know… I was in a lot of pain during the Presidential debates. He did himself no favors.

Great write-up, Heather! I agree wholeheartedly regarding the revived multiplayer. The game feels alive in a way that the original didn’t when I first played through it because there was little in the way of community. This time around, hoo-boy - I’m seeing dragon and gravelord signs all over the place. I even saw a…

You think the guy that made Sucker Punch, a movie 14 year-old boy’s masturbation fantasy about a girl in an insane asylum that dreams herself into a brothel with a violent pimp, violent customers and a violent cook to dream herself into several ridiculous (albeit a bit cool sometimes) scenarios fighting in super…

I’d watch it. He basically can’t help but improve on the source material (at least as long as he doesn’t include the creepier parts of Roark’s dynamic with Dominique and the rape scene), and I’m curious whether he’ll try to make it some type of modern thing, or give it a retro “early 20th century” vibe like the…

I’m a Rhode Island girl and I tangentially know the family. They are all very sweet in a clueless kind of way. Rhode Island folks are an interesting breed. At one point he took off for the Midwest and learned to be a farrier. A noble and tough profession. I still see him kicking around our small beach town. I just…

He will be missed for his unflagging support of the metric system.

Hahaha...donated.
I imagine a very happy women’s shelter, or a very bewildered children’s hospital.

I was a programmer on the PSP port of this .. I recall thinking during development, “That is some good penis physics simulation.”

They’re not though, short of a few games in the last fourteen months she has not defended her position. You cannot become a top rank and then go “good game, not playing anyone so I cannot be replaced.”