Christ-in-a-cracker? Reminds of chicken in a biscuit. Mmm

It's cool, the interns are setting up Outlook right now.

So when did you become king of the world and everyone else had to write their comments for your pleasure?

Nah, none of that. It just sounds more like a tool a burglar would use rather than a dried-out non-confection, which has always bothered me. Also, my mother's second husband was British, so crackers were for Christmas - "Christ on a cracker" provides a particularly absurd image that is dissonant enough in contrast to…

"I am a huge supporter of going back to debtors prisons"

Removing the comma makes me realize that the sentence doesn't have much else going for it. I'd say that "cracker" is just an unpleasant word all around, even putting aside it's unfortunate capacity as a racial slur. "Christ on a crutch" would have been better. Still would have been a dickhead comment either way.

For anyone who cares, the netcode improvements from the BF4 CTE will be rolled into Hardline. In one of the official announcements of the bf blog somewhere, not enough coffee for proper sourcing right now. Other Source related problems:

It isn't exactly that - when you spawn directly into a vehicle or on a squadmate you'd sometimes have no sound. Seemed related to the "tank humps the ground like a deranged 70-ton armored bunny" glitch. Network woes. The sound being out at the start of a round is part of a staggered load the server does - reduces…

I figured the Barilla thing would end up being good for them in the long term. I have a fat folder of really absurd image files people were posting from when their Facebook page got hijacked. I didn't keep the raunchiest stuff. Cut up cocks in a bowl of linguine alfredo, that sort of thing.

Reading a feature on Ken Levine where he talks about being 12 and "playing D&D alone" I had a weird urge to mess around with 2E - found the core books and all the class and racial guide in PDF form(the "Arms & Equipment" guide is a piece of art on its own, I wish I still had my copy of that book). I love that system.…

Holy shit, it took a lot of comments before someone brought this up.

This made me lol, I don't know why.

THAC0 Jones has a certain weird ring to it, although I suppose THAC0 is technically a calculation and not a stat...

I would argue that an "abnormal body" would be something you would expect to find in a jar at the Mutter museum. Does she have wings or a tail or something?

There were a bunch of glitches from BF3 that migrated to 4 - The most, absolutely most irritating one is the "no sound glitch".