Imagine a world where you see something out of the ordinary, leave the phone in your pocket and mind your own fucking business.

Make a few pans of mac & cheese, throw on some collards, fry up some chicken, and turn your crib into a “Repast” pop-up.

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

As an extremely casual enthusiast in his 30s, this change pleases me. I’m impressed by these tweens with their fast building reflexes but its fucking annoying as shit to get the drop on someone then get jacked because the fucker can build fast.

Occasionally I’ll go out to a Mexican place that has roving mariachis. It’s so awkward to have them come by your table...like am I supposed to stop eating and listen or keep eating and pretend they’re not there?

My therapist sometimes asks me about getting back out there and dating. I’m-a send her this.

I have. After extensive research and calculations, I figured the exact sum is:

“Hello police? There is a man aligning his chakram in his car which is making me nervous.”
“Is he using the Bikram method?”
“No he seems to be using the modified Sivananda - which is SO wrong.”
“We’ll be right there!”

nope.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

It’s also to close to Collard, and I’ll be damned if they take that too.

Finally. I thought I was going to get through the entire comment section without seeing the proper answer.

This game is like the EVE of the survival genre; fun to read about but not to play XD

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

Shaun King saying the officer is Frank Moss.

I’m in Portland, and it’s become such a common thing since weed went fully legal here that the pet emergency hospital has an ad campaign on billboards and bus stop benches all over town about it.

I would add: