John Mulaney had a great summary in a stand-up bit

“we’re not even saying what the ‘n’-word is! If you’re comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them… that’s the worse word.”

Idea for the spillage: Perhaps doing a little scoop inside to create more of a valley to hold your condiments better.

lol, people are still buying tickets to see Papa Roach!

Does anyone else really appreciate the logo design?

Maybe i’ll start making a scene in the future “i thought the stuff without prices was free!”

This is how popcorn chicken is made

mid-cycle system refresh:

Theres nothing wrong with realizing your past behavior, actions, decisions, etc. were in poor taste and apologizing for it (or in this case, removing it from public accessibility)

they also barreled through that red light. did even cross through it when it was yellow

Also rename them to something like “Airpods + email.” I lost them at a bar once, and the guy found them and emailed me returned safely.

Music:
WinAmp died and I wept. Since i purchased my first mac, i’ve been lost and always hated itunes. Now I use spotify. My hard drive of mp3's is collecting dust, i should probably put it in the cloud somewhere.

Well Asura’s wrath, and Super puzzle fighter were the last two games I was waiting for anyway. perfect!

“The “President” changed his hair to look more relatable to people that vote for him”

I’d love an article about how hard it is to introduce a new console to the market. I welcome the discussion it would encourage 

Even if his team felt they had the burden of proof, sometimes, settling can be less expensive, and far less time-consuming than actually sticking it out and winning the case.

(delete please)

If you want to give someone a fake spoiler just say “The avengers win, and spider-man comes back”

Somebody in Russia will certainly buy it.

I hope the modding community gets their hands on this!!!!!!!!!

All i can think is:

All i can think is: