::Sigh::

Native New Yorker here, that was definitely a slice cut in half lengthwise.

Doctor: Rubs game controllers on me
Me: What the hell are you doing?
Doctor: Checking for tumors
Me: oh, ok!

I made a gif from the trailer, because this moment speaks a lot to me:

cue the “Oh shit, I fucked up” half-assed apology:

She set a world record, and these guys talk about their dicks?

Could somebody please give a bonus to Jim Cooke for this gif!

Please let me know when I can buy a plushie!!!!!!

I will say for myself personally, displaying battery % doesnt give me anxiety. It actually helps me curtail phone usage.

In other news: David Cronenberg signs on to direct next Pokémon movie

Give me a break.

^ This

I would watch this show for the sheer comedic value

I am waiting with bated breath to hear the “official statements” (read: Whitesplaining) of their actions and reflection on their termination

As much as I appreciate Fahey’s posts, I ran straight to the comments section to makes sure I was not in the minority in thinking Frosted mini-wheats is a great cereal. Thank you all for not dissappointing!

Gold!

this brightened my day

Pure randomness.

pizza bribes - Termination