this brightened my day

Pure randomness.

pizza bribes - Termination

dude...the other day i stumbled upon this, I’m not sure whats happening anymore. I think it gave me cancer.

If this lawsuit proceeds. I think people like yourself should try to insert yourselves as witnesses. A victory for a shameless entitled person like him would lead to catastrophic sense of empowerment for others.

I just say “Hey everyone”

Pretty much any online first-person shooter. I am fine against bots, I just suck against humans. But i still enjoy playing, running around, and pretending i will one day get good at it, and then constantly getting killed. I’m basically comic relief in my squad. Bullet-sponge, etc.

ALSO CLEAN OFF THE ROOF!

making him the first dad to want his son to be a meathead kicker.

“We haven’t even managed to colonize THIS planet properly, and we already live here. We’ll never be a multiplanetary species.”

Yes answers change when you use different words. But when the question is worded in a way to hide the true intent, it is no an effective question.

if you are an ATT customer, you get Buy one get one free tickets every tuesday!

Fixed:

They probably got this one as an item drop in Borderlands 2.

No links?

For anyone in the “pro” column, try wording it in this manner:

My thoughts about this are actually summed up by the coincidental alignment of the sidebar thumbnails:

i love your moment of “I’ve become one of them!”

Sure. But thats not everyone who gets wrangled up in these sweeps. Thoughts on that?