You always succeed in making me laugh out loud at work. Thank you sir! Also, you should move on to other types of bacon. like thick cut bacon? Have you dabbled in Pork belly?

This gives me solace knowing my family took the time to each have one on one conversations with my Grandmother before she passed.

That makes no sense. You can’t be an American at conception, because citizenship is not determined until you are born...

Duh?

OMG I feel so vindicated.

I enjoy weekend posts for their absurdity.

The comments section for this post is gonna need its own article...

Anybody who disagrees can just look at history: Black men got the right to vote in the US before black women and and even white women

“They are even working on an embarrassing smear campaign”

I really appreciate thsi article, but you missed a very big one for a lot of people:

Nuts & gum, together at last!

I noticed this the other day playing Injustice two, after a laughable number of losses against an AI opponent 6 levels higher than me, i noticed a round where the CPU spend a lot of time not attack or blocking. I totally trigged a difficulty drop based on number of losses or something.

I think this is great! But i did have a funny thought of a Roomba accidentally wandering in...

I hug my co-workers if a rapport has been established. I prefer hugs to handshakes, regardless of gender identification. For the friends who don’t like hugs, I give them fist bumps. When in doubt, or just meeting someone, handshake.

before Hollywood Video closed down, I used to work at “Game Crazy,” and did a shift on Christmas, I volunteered for the shift, but it ended up being super depressing because of the high volume of deadbeat dads buying last minute gifts. One dude literally said “i dont know what system he has, Playbox? X-cube?” I…

hee hee

At Mets stadium, every other K is reversed. Problem solved.

Can somebody TL;DR this for me?

Its just for spectacle of the event, overall ambiance for those in attendance. Since these events are usually on stages, it could also be a result of the venue chosen, if they picked a sporting arena, then the closet thing to an elevated stage, would be the actual ring.

The longer I look into it’s eyes, the more of the world’s sadness I can feel...