Tabarnak!!!

Yes.

They're full of informative content about the after-life tho

There are literally thousands of testimonies too: http://www.nderf.org/NDERF/…

It's always something…

Britney Spears?

Beast-lectric Beaut-aloo?

Well no, since he was self-described as asexual as mentioned by Mrs Langdon, he couldn't be bisexual simultaneously!

Some mofos like the surprise…

Apocalypse Now?

Yep, I'll give you that: http://www.snopes.com/lbj-c…

That's the best you can expect tho!!!

tl;dr: thanks, Obama!

Unlike, you guessed it, Frank Stallone!

Nope, you were correct, anti-nü-metal snobbery aside it's still a great soundrack!

#allfriesmatter

Hence the fat suit…

"1956 Disneyland DreamHimself Chance appearance in home movie", yep, checks out!

*hurdly

She did call ML a liar at first (not that I care but I've got a FB friend like your coworker, except he doesn't support Trump either).