I just googled it, and that was the first result: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Ageōmétrētos mēdeìs eisítō, amirite?

Life is a cucumber, woman is the bicycle? I get it, but…

Frank Stallone?

The Winoward?

Amen and share (the vodka)!

As if it ever stopped you before.

I got a Winotification for this?

I stand corrected, then.

Look, anonymous person of the interwebz, u cant just accuse me of pedantry and expect a better cumback than "lulz"!

Lulz, u mad brah?

*Hear

Inside Job, Internet!!!

Tell yourself the old man had alzheimer and read this: https://variousenthusiasms….

"Dumbest Guy in the Room": http://www.forbes.com/sites…

Something.

…you guessed it: Frank Stallone!

"Bring it all down!"

Ministry or GTFO.

That's the spirit!