Thank you. I was around 25 when this debuted. I rolled my eyes at Carrie most of the time but it was fairly fresh. Even at 43 now, I still often think of the episode where Miranda wants to talk about her new Personal Digital Assistant and finally tells everyone off for letting men define their lives. Or the episode…

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

He’s the pompatus of hate....

I find Janet so forking adorable. Such a great cast!

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

If I had to guess, it’s probably some combination of video games, social media, and Netflix.

What you’re saying resembles the truth so closely that you obviously know you are being disingenuous.

Calm your shit down, redpiller.

You’re right. She should...take this article defending Louis CK down? Maybe you should take some anger management courses?

(Also, Katie was around constantly pre-Kinja. She’s been here for a long time.)

“I don’t recall your name coming up nearly as frequently before the Kinja changeover, and every fucking article of yours that I read is in some way inflammatory or treating gossip and hearsay as concrete fact.”

I mean...couldn’t you just stop reading her articles and interacting with them? Seems like they stress you…

Learn to read, be nicer to people and maybe check out some court documents, because gawker did not get shut down for libel.

You don’t really believe the drug cartels give a shit who the people they kill are or what they’re doing, do you?

She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

C) Trump stopped paying attention 3 minutes into the meeting and just started nodding and saying ‘yup!’ and is only now finding out what he agreed to.

[Trevor Noah makes a so-so joke about this, and then starts giggling uncontrollably at how funny he thinks he is for a solid minute] 

I grew up in South Florida, going to the one Catholic school for miles around (back in the 1970s), and our principal was Sister John Kevin. We were in the school building when a tornado passed by about 100' away. I am telling you, when she told us to get under those desks, I don’t even remember moving, but I WAS…

THIS

The nuns in MY high school wouldn’t have bothered with the chainsaw. They would just have chewed up those trunks and spit them out. Shout-out to Sister Janet and Sister Christopher!

Why why WHY is Fairy beating Satyr??? Which would you rather be, some fragile tiny woodland creature, or a horny stomparound getting wasted while they shred on the panpipes?

The GOP elected a rotten sweet potato because of the courts and we couldn’t get it together to elect a capable, qualified woman for even that, most basic, purpose.