You don’t edge out into an intersection when there is even a chance that you would get caught if traffic ahead of you stops.

Obama? I was just telling a co-worker I miss Bush Jr. he can even bring along Cheney.

Of course they wouldn’t. They’re completely devoid of empathy.

It IS worse. Dubya would take advice and counsel (even if it was from evil people). There’s no telling what this garbage will attempt from sheer hubris and ignorance.

I remember what I felt like in 2009. It’s not that I was excited about Obama, just that I was glad that W. was gone. Sure the brewing financial crisis seemed bad, but after the existential dread that was 9/11 and Afghanistan and Iraq and everything else, it felt doable.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

That’s false. They are not rich by any measure these days (except for Maria and Caroline) and RFK Jr. is the only Kennedy cousin who is insane. The rest are neutral or actually doing some good in the world.

“I’m drinking heavily and got fired from Silicon Valley.”

I’m not sure knowing the book puts you on notice for seizure-inducing strobe lights during the play.

A million dollars per episode production cost will make anyone skittish. Especially with middling ratings and views.

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

1. She’s female. 2. She was a nurse. 3. People don’t understand sociopathy, and can’t believe someone in a caretaking role (the perfect disguise for a sociopath) could randomly kill children for no apparent reason.

They had an episode of My Favorite Murder on this recently. So incredibly sad. Joshua Sawyer’s mother kept his medical records for over 35 years, after most records for any case that Jones could have been responsible for had long since been tossed. He had been admitted after a fire at the family home where all…

So was Carla Faye Tucker.

So what we’ve learned here is that this juror is ignorant about sexual assault, apparently didn’t actually listen to the evidence, had already made up his mind before entering the courtroom, and has watched enough episodes of Columbo to learn the phrase ‘smoking gun’. Go figure.

It’s unfortunate, because I really, really liked A Girl Walks Home Alone, but this interview is...ugh.

The “core value” is that lower enlisted should unquestioningly do what they’re told. The only person in any branch of the military who is interested in what an E-4 thinks about anything is the chaplain.

I was a fan of Mount Fiji (Emily Dole) and her sis Little Fiji.

Her and Scott seem like drug buddies who occasionally have sex.

They have your credit card number and will be sniffing for pit stains!