Am I speaking to a fellow Nancy Ann?

One withering look from Sister Therese - my high school disciplinarian - and those trees would have cleaned up their own damn selves.

I’m sorry, did you say ugly? Cuz I think...

Please tell me your mother elaborated. I’d love to know more.

Great post.

It was discussed in a book that came out a couple years ago called We Believe the Children by Richard Beck (Ms. magazine’s wiki page also very briefly touches on the series of biased articles they published in the 90s ). There is a NY Times book review that discusses a little bit of Steinem’s involvement here:https://…

Yeah, even Gloria Steinhem - an otherwise level-headed, intelligent person - totally, totally believed in it. Like, she was in way deep. She donated money to the investigators who railroaded the McMartins. In the 1990s, Ms. magazine continued to push the idea that Satanic ritual abuse was real despite most people…

I’m confused by that “Your women love BBC” sign.

It’s entirely possible that at this moment, Tom Cruise is sitting in a sauna and chugging barley water in an attempt to heal his broken ankle.

Perhaps for second before he decided the stunt coordinator is a Supressive Person.

Bingo.

If only your dog had a bank account that you could drain...

Or is he so deep that he believes he can’t get hurt? They actually believe they can develop super powers.

Given that Richard Nixon once said of Ol’ Bar, “Now there’s a woman who knows how to hate”, this book doesn’t seems so far-fetched.

I’m guessing Sessions investigation into leakers will be a lot like that episode of VEEP where Selena tried to find out who called her a cunt. (Spoiler: It’s everyone)

He is notoriously difficult to work with. He’s mellowed slightly with age.

This is the nonsense I’m talking about:

I stumbled upon the Linkin Park/ Jay Z album on Spotify somehow. It’s real bad. There’s a version of Big Pimpin’ that has the lyrics:

I think Aaron Carter’s memories of 9/11 might be a little bit different (but no less traumatic) than most people’s because he happened to be touring with Michael Jackson at the time.

There is no appropriate food to eat on the subway. You’re sitting in a place that is dirtier than a public toilet. Would you eat whilst sitting on a public shitter? No? Then don’t eat on the subway.