What about my flying bicycle

Wait Daisy Fuentes and Richard Marx got married, What?

Bezos definitely paid for this award.

You know Leo would not have a career if Ben Seaver did not grow up ugly as sin and Growing Pains needed a teen heart throb to replace jesus boy kirk cameron. He should have thanked Ben’s ugly ass.

At least someone likes it:

Why can’t you back up off her, Why can’t you let her live
shes gonna do it her way Take this for just what it is.

Bowie and Lemmy dead, at least we still have Lohan.

Desert Storm:

The god of Islam and the Judeo/Christian god are not the same. Allah the god of Islam was actually a pagan god worshiped before Muhammad. Muhammad father was named Abdullah which translates as slave of Allah. The pre Islamic Allah actually had two daughters who were also worshiped. Allah was worshiped along with many…

Thanks, and if you never watched Sex in the city that just means you are a very very smart person.

Even though im not an Aidan but a Ikeaidan (I know that was terrible, sorry).

So what i build my own furniture too:

All men of North African or Arab background. Its strange when people get upset when you just tell the what happened, they just don’t want to hear it because it conflicts political correctness. Don’t say anything or you’re a racist or they come up with some excuse to condone crimes.

These girls look like twin vampires.

This is just a pathetic cry for attention, there is no point to any of their made up and silly grievances. Wahh look at me daddy. There are so many problems in the world and these guys are wasting time thinking their the last independent cowboys/americans fighting for freedom against the evil government; nobody cares…

I was going to go to Dr. Zizmor but Professor Gassama my African spirtualist/healer/life coach told me not to.

You can hate Donald trump all you want but he is right on this. Bill Clinton the president had sex with a young intern, then he lied and his wife said it was a right wing conspiracy. Then we find out it was true and they basically blamed monica lewinsky in effect destryoing her life. Then women/feminst supported him,…

Amy Grant was like the Christian Shania Twain. Both hot but you knew you had no chance of seeing Amy in tight leather pants.

Yes this is true. And you must never ever “touch” the babysitter.

Of course they like the old villians better: