Imagine being so stupid you fell for a religion created by a conman in 1966. At least the Scientologists have money.

...Because they signed up for it?

So...Deadly drug raid that doesn’t involve Floyd = Floyd innocent?

...You read the Root.

Are you implying that George Floyd was somehow a more substantial figure than ML fucking K? Wow.

Looks like I touched a nerve. How much can I get if I switch my phone plan, again?

That’s where you’re wrong. Noah maintained his job BECAUSE he had Trump. Now that Trump is gone, and he refuses to make fun of Biden, there’s no material. It’s not the crowd being removed that made late night hosts unfunny, it was just that most of them were unfunny but Trump provided them an endless source of…

Admittedly, and they weren’t likely to find many people who could. I think Theo Von would have had a funny take on it. To be honest, I think it might have been better to just end the show with Jon Stewart.

I was gonna say, I’ve got some grievous emotional stress and injury stemming from his jokes that I’d like to talk about..

I mean, he’d have to have had one to start to damage it.

...When was the last time you even HEARD about who ran HUD? Why did you drag Ben Carson in to it and make it political? Did he do anything poorly while running HUD? No? Then who gives a fuck.

I mean, pain after having surgery isn’t exactly uncommon. As you said, it’s possible the surgeon just couldn’t find a way to fix it without there being pain, and there’s no way for them to know the person will be in pain post-op. However, we don’t know what the injury even was so I guess I’m just going to side with…

I’m seriously doubting Noah’s claims given this surgeon is so well-known and respected. I don’t even recall Noah taking time off from his show..So..

Judging by his ratings, not many people are. If I had to guess whichever exec pitched him to replace John Stewart has been thrown down a well for roping them in to that ridiculously expensive contract.

Did Uncle Clive get in to the Hennesy again?

I refuse to believe Senator Hershel Walker is any more hard to believe than Senator Al Franken or Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, or thinking Elizabeth Warren was a Native American; or President Barack Hussein Obama, for that matter.

Uh, none of those people you listed have ever blamed any of their issues on Disney. And Lovato is just desperate for attention since she can’t seem to stop blowing lines.

Daniel Radcliffe is worth 94 million POUNDS. That’s what, ~$160 million? When faced with the avenue that gave you ~$160 million you get on your knees and suck that God damn dick if it asks you to.

Have you ever wondered, HYPOTHETICALLY, how funny it would be if everyone bitching about how racist and intolerant and bigoted the USA is were just airlifted in to Yemen, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Pakistan etc and instantly executed while they screamed about how nobody was respecting their pronouns?

I mean, sure, WE know that. We know Manchin was very clear where his line was, and that he was not interested at all if the inflation kept up or got worse. The democrats just think if they keep the public pressure on him he might capitulate, even though he hasn’t shown any sign of that whatsoever. Manchin is a…