If it has to be done by someone that’s marginalized, how come everything they do sucks complete balls?

*cough* Fascism is a leftist form of government *cough*

Yeah, clearly a more accurate depiction would be her in a water-surfing hooptie with spinning rims.

Don’t worry, the rampant shootings in Chicago will prevent the gentrification just fine.

The Supreme Court will LOVE crushing this one.

Won’t even get off the ground after the state gets sued for it. News Flash: You’re not allowed to use race as a standard for who does or does not get a benefit.

There’s that progressive wit we know and love! Once more, for the people in the back!

Their version of cancel culture is just hurling you off a building, no whining necessary.

As if anyone gives a shit.

They’re not the right kind of black. BLM only cares about American-born grievance addicts, not a pair of Nigerian immigrants.

AOC came out and said Biden should just pass Build Back Better via executive order, so I’m not confident any of those nimrods are familiar with the Constitution or governance as a whole.

I can’t wait to see the meltdown the left has when Swalwell is booted from the intelligence committee for banging a Chinese spy.

Listen, she’s not anti-semitic, she just REALLY hates that group of people in Israel.

I hear calling people “uneducated bumpkins” is a fantastic way to win supporters.

Okay, fair. I don’t think a lot of people want him in prison, they just want repercussions.

I see where you’re coming from but I’m also jaded as fuck. To me it looks like a guy grasping at straws who is heading to prison for doing something incredibly stupid - he should have just paid the fine. Plus his lawyers have been utter garbage, though I can’t judge them because they were literally given nothing to…

You don’t think faking a hate crime deserve the max?

The problem is none of the “doubt” he’s creating has been remotely reasonable. “They’re homophobes! Wait, no, we were banging! Wait, no, this was all a plot by them!..That I paid for..Fuck!”

Hair is dead protein. She basically irreparably damaged all the hair she currently had with the glue, and likely even caused serious scalp damage that would take probably over a year to heal...And she decided “Fuck it, dumping even more chemicals on it!” She basically needs to shave herself fully bald, potentially…

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