No, a Trump move would be to hit his brother, go on Twitter to claim his brother hit him, and then send out one of his sister's unloved, off brand Barbies to call the whole thing "alternative rules."

If you're using that neon yellow travesty from French's, you're still a philistine.

Check out Ratfucked. The GOP made a concerted effort to gain control of state legislatures so that they would control redistricting after the 2010 census. The GOP has had an organized plan to disenfranchise all non-Republicans.

Well you just might need his assistance after all the recent tragedy in Sweden, Mr. Chef.

It can do two things!

"George Eliot is a woman" is one of my go-to fun facts and was part of my lecture on citations when I was teaching.

That he is, as well as a cute and fuzzy pal.

Lower your heart rate, etc. If you are prone to panic/anxiety under specific circumstances, they are fan-fucking- tastic.

*Cough*

This is the court case that will decide if America survives or not. Not exaggerating. Without a change in redistricting rules, representative democracy in the US is on life support.

Yup.

Can I call in Super Grover?

Can you use a beta blocker to tamp down the fight-or-flight response? I know you are uncomfortable with meds for legitimate reasons, but propranolol helped me immensely with my anxiety.

I've never been waited on by President Cleveland.

Ding ding.

Grover is a terrible waiter, though.

Probably the exact same thing.

When the rioters get knocked down, will they get up again?

I'm going to be the voice of dissent and tone policing here, and I'm sorry. Please counter my statements and challenge my thinking if you think I'm wrong.

Thanks. I knew the ox in a ditch rule was New Testament, but I thought maybe there were passages of the Torah that my goyim self was unaware of.