Yeah, this just reeks of bad idea.

For everyone's reading pleasure:

Can we go back to watery tarts throwing swords?

I am doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Vinegar. We need vinegar.

Thanks. I've skimmed through the site, and it looks like most of the women's styles have a side seam. That usually means better shaping. The size chart is a bit on the uninformative side, though. Would it kill them to give actual measurements?

Duluth has the option of buying American made ballroom jeans, but it isn't the standard. http://m.duluthtrading.com/…

I know I'm making a terrible choice by asking this question.

You must be a big fan of pilling and clothes cut off grain.

Hey man, we all gotta make sacrifices. /sarcasm

Account warming upvote.

Tillerson straight up lied to Corker's face about lobbying Bob Corker.

Oh he's going to start building the wall. There will be all sorts of money spent, massive cost overruns, no oversight, destruction of environmentally sensitive lands, multiple construction worker deaths.

I would be terrified to watch anything live in class. Ugh.

I got about four posts into that and ran like hell.

I don't think anyone saw my reposted email from yesterday. I'm going to re-repost it. BRB.

Wikileaks: We watched Sneakers and thought "Hey! That Cosmo guy has some great ideas!"

I seem to have appointed myself to the position of Politics Corner Cat for my circle of friends. (Only two of whom replied to my Obamacare email saying that they called their senators. We'll see how long I can keep this up.) Below, for your reading pleasure, my email:

SHUT DOWN THEIR PHONES.

#notallturtles